my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
well? can he????
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"