(Source: highlyglamorous)

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING

(Source: dopeybeauty)

(Source: epic-humor)

I wanna ride this 300ft piece of shit but I know I’m gonna shit my pants in line

I wanna ride this 300ft piece of shit but I know I’m gonna shit my pants in line

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)