WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
"Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming that it is your job to please them visually. Once you realize that it isn’t your job to be visually pleasing to anyone, ever, it becomes very hard for anyone to make you feel bad about yourself."
put on headphones, listen to a playlist that makes your confidence level skyrocket, maximize volume
this always works for me
p.s. take ur headphones off when you’re crossing the street and be aware bc there are some reckless drivers out there and it’s always better to be safe than sorry
Out of curiosity, what’s your view on it now?
Well, now I think that objective time and free will can coexist. It was pointed out to me that God can see you do something before you do it without influencing you to make the choice, which allows for this compatibility. :))
Thanks for all the responses to my philosophical question guys! Turns out I changed my mind and I’m rewriting my essay outline haha
Thanks again for all your time and responses! :D
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck