vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

aerosparrk:

When a character you don’t like dies

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

R u a virgin?
Anonymous

yup

me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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(Source: carlsagan)