SPOONING

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

(Source: virginsacrificer)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(Source: oknope)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

exzire:

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer. 

exzire:

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer.